Hello everybody and welcome back.
As I sit writing this is it currently 01.18 and Leland is WIDE awake… So I thought I’d compile a little list of all the reasons Leland cannot go to sleep tonight.
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He’s hungry
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He’s thirsty
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He has two feet
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He can hear a crunchy sound
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He needs a huggle
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He can smell Archie (My mum’s dog… who isn’t even here)
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Rufus is snoring (Rufus is his bear)
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He is bored
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He needs a wee
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He needs to ask me something extremely important
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He needs a poo
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He needs a bedtime story
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He’s too hot
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He’s too cold
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He needs a banana
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He doesn’t like broccoli
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He needs something to eat that begins with the letter U
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He needs sweets
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His teeth feel like marshmallow
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He forgot to play with the Paw Patroller
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His pillow is too soft
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He can smell daddy’s feet
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He needs another drink
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He forgot to give Granny a snuggle (Granny left at 4pm and had three snuggles and kisses goodbye)
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He needs some new shoes
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He forgot to go to school (It’s the summer holidays)
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He forgot to tell me that he loved me
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He needs a DVD
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He’s not tired
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He’s too tired
Any other parents out there having trouble tonight?
I feel your pain ❤
Take care and speak soon